Collectors Edition Football Schedules*
Are you ready for some football?
Be looking in your mail for our collectors edition* Chiefs and local college team football calendar magnets, complete with Monday Night Football schedule on the back!
These magnets make a great addition to any fridge, bar, or freezer. They even increase your homes value**! Your significant other will thank you***! Makes a great gift****!
Look my glamour shot in the eyes every time you get a beer, it’s okay, I’d be right there with you if I could. In fact, when you get our magnet, it’s like you have a permanent drinking buddy at all times!
Hide the magnets and play games with your friends. Who knows, maybe it will be as popular as PokemonGo*****!
If you’re not on our mailing list, contact me with your address, and I’ll send you one.
*not really a collectors item. If it is a collectors item for you, or you collect our direct mail pieces, contact me. I need to either hire you, take you out to lunch, or file a restraining order.
**ridiculous claim and not at all accurate.
***no they won’t.
****you’re cheap if you give these away as gifts, but I like it.